The War On Marijuana Cigarettes: ‘Stoners In The Mist’ Is Funniest Anti-Drug Thing Since Tom Harkin
Our look at “Stoners in the Mist” got us a mention in the Washington DC gossip blog “Wonkette”.
Iowa Senator Tom Harkin didn’t go nearly far enough when he suggested that smoking pot makes you sell your children. Thankfully we have anti-drug organization Above The Influence, which has created a series of documentaries tracking the behaviors of savage pot smokers on “Cannabis Isle.” Watch as this old white man goes out of his way to stare at two teens smoking pot in a basement by themselves, then spends hundreds of millions of dollars on new technologies to crack down on them. The War on Drugs is in full swing on Cannabis Isle.
Here are some of the funniest comments from their readers:
Just sit right down
and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
in search of an awesome spliff.No phone, no lights, no motorcars
Not a single luxury
But they don’t give a rosy rat’s ass
‘Cause they’re high on THCWait, so if the stoners are gorillas, does that make the DEA poachers?
Smoking marijuana is bad, but breaking into a house to ogle marijuana smokers is good, but only if you’re a mustachioed, pith helmeted, incontinent sex offender. Got it.
I watched it with the sound off with my headphones on playing Dark Side of Moon by Pink Floyd. It synced up perfectly man.
The population of Abstinence Island, btw, is plummeting.
Those radio tracking collars are defective. They never once registered a munchie run to the fridge.
