Some people don’t like the term “Stupid Stoner Stories”. I feel that it is not the person we call stupid, but the actions taken by the person that are stupid. If printing these stories just keeps one young person from bringing a baggie of weed along with him to the police station or court, it will all be worthwhile. Please select the top five stories from 2009 that most exemplify the stupid actions we most need our community to learn from and not repeat:
2009 Stashies: Stupidest Stoner Story of the Year (Choose Top 5)
- Police bust man with marijuana stuck to forehead (55%, 45 Votes)
- Undercover narcs arrest undercover narc (40%, 33 Votes)
- Puking drunk driver calls 911 to report stolen marijuana (37%, 30 Votes)
- Smell of pot dooms indoor marijuana grow near LAPD station (37%, 30 Votes)
- How many times do I have to tell you people? Don’t take your marijuana to court! (30%, 25 Votes)
- Stony Point man busted for using FedEx to mail marijuana… again! (26%, 21 Votes)
- Man accused of stuffing cat into bong (22%, 18 Votes)
- So this bag of pot walks into a police station… (21%, 17 Votes)
- When bailing out friends, leave the stash at home (20%, 16 Votes)
- Man to police: You “missed it;” I’ve sold all my weed (16%, 13 Votes)
- Tennessee man orders marijuana from cops (12%, 10 Votes)
- Ann Arbor teen kills bunny, assaults girlfriend, over smashed bongs (12%, 10 Votes)
- Florida man helps police charge him with six felonies (12%, 10 Votes)
- Fake marijuana for PlayStation deal goes awry (11%, 9 Votes)
- Highland Hills employee charged with marijuana offenses twice in two hours (9%, 7 Votes)
- Vice President of NORML CT resigns following threatening email to state senator (7%, 6 Votes)
- Stupid Stoner and Lawyer Story from Pennsylvania (7%, 6 Votes)
- Man’s accidental 911 call leads to arrest, drug charges (6%, 5 Votes)
- Bad places to stash weed file: under the cop car that’s busting you (4%, 3 Votes)
- Maryland man busted in grass for gas transaction (2%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 82
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