By "Radical" Russ Belville on May 6, 2009
I love you guys.
“Hello, is this the FBI?” the caller asked.
“Yes, what do you want?” came the answer.
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” the caller announced.
After getting all the information down the G-man said, ”Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but could find no marijuana. Frustrated, they swore at Billy Bob and left.
Shortly after the FBI agents departed, the Billy Bob’s phone rings and he answers.
“Hello”.
“Hey, Billy Bob, did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”, answered Billy Bob.
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep.”
“Happy Birthday, Buddy!”
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instead of fbi shouldn’t it be dea though, but other then that it’s pretty good i never heard this b4.
I thought it was great! Thanks Hippy.
I love it! I’m old too but never heard it before! Oldies are often goodies…you youngsters wouldn’t understand (kidding).
It may be old, but it’s still good.
:)
sorry bro but this is kinda old funny but old