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Attorney General Holder Legalizes Marijuana *

By MrSpof on April 1, 2009


Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that marijuana would be made legal once again under federal law. When questioned on this surprise action, Mr. Holder said

“It is imperative that we do this while President Obama is out of the country. Plus I’m holding, so there’s that too.”

Calls to the White House for a response from spokesman Robert Gibbs were initially not returned. When Gibbs was finally reached he giggled,

“Sorry, kept dropping the damn phone. Um, yes, what what’s his name … damn … Holder! That’s it, Holder. Yeah, that’s totally cool with us here. Anyway, that made making a change to a portion of the White House garden a priority. And you should see the clones we planted at the National Arbouretum. It’s gonna be swee …”.

The call (or phone) dropped again at his point.

Confirmation calls have been placed to President Obama who is in London for the G20 meetings with world leaders discussing the dire world financial situation.

* April’s Fool! ;-)

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MrSpof hails from the Gulag Commonwealth of Virginia where he has been burning the sweet leaf for 28 years (and counting). The utter hypocrisy, injustice, and lies from our government about cannabis are the fuel firing my passion and NORML's kind hosting of my news posts and rants gives me an outlet for that passion. If you're reading this, you CAN make a difference. Donate to the acronym of your choice (NORML, MPP, DPA, etc), come out of the cannabis closet as much as you can, and make YOUR voice heard!

3 responses to “Attorney General Holder Legalizes Marijuana *”

  1. Brandon
    Brandon
    April 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm |

    Damn, I so forgot today was April fools.. lmfao :-(

  2. Napoleon
    Napoleon
    April 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm |

    I expected a post like this today for some reason…

  3. ian
    ian
    April 1, 2009 at 5:03 pm |

    awww man i was hopefull for a min till i read the end

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