Remember the story we posted a couple of weeks ago that said Kellogg’s ‘Reputation Score’ took a nose dive to #83 out of 5600 after ditching Michael ‘RoorMaster‘ Phelps? How about an update?
This pretty much rivals CNBC for Best Freefall Performance by a Group or Duo: according to Vanno, Kellogg is now sitting at #233 out of 5841.
That’s rough, though it doesn’t affect the tasty bowl of Frosted Mini Spooners I’m currently enjoying in lieu of Frosted Mini Wheats which shall go linkless. After the zesty cannabis session I have later, I’ll be sucking down some Safeway Frosted Pop Tarts.
The founder of Kellogg would probably suggest an enema for the high fiber count I’m packing in. I’ve a better idea, Kellogg: up yours.





















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[...] can be found here and you canfind the number for your local store here. Maybe they didn’t learn the lesson Kellogg’s learned when they dumped Michael Phelps for his infamous bong photo: Don’t mess with stoners and their [...]
[...] for your local store here. Maybe they didn’t learn the lesson Kellogg’s learned when they dumped Michael Phelps for his infamous bong photo: Don’t mess with stoners [...]
[...] found here and you can find the number for your local store here. Maybe they didn’t learn the lesson Kellogg’s learned when they dumped Michael Phelps for his infamous bong photo: Don’t mess with stoners and their [...]
I been doing some research into that kind of thing with some local store brands and “generics” and have found that info hard to come by in some cases.
You got me thinking.. I wonder if safeway poptarts are repackaged from Kellogs under the store brand?