LEBANON, Pa. (AP) — Police in central Pennsylvania say they’ve nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.
Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez’s forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.
Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs.
I’ve always said that the best place to store your doobage, assuming it’s a small amount, is in your underwear. If you get to the point where police are having you remove your underwear, you’ve got bigger problems than a baggie of weed. Just don’t tell anyone you’re sharing a joint with where it came from.

Yeh, I dont think I want to smoke your Duck Butter covered weed! But then again thats where I stash mine too, so Duck Butter covered weed for all!
This is from my home area. Most officers in the area aren’t trying to haul in stoners but they wont hesitate to take a free arrest.
Maybe you should tell them where it came from Russ. They just might let you smoke it all to yourself.
I can’t stash it in my underwear…I wear boxers.