What I want to know is with black market prices ranging from $200-$450 per ounce, who can afford surfing monkeys?
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By "Radical" Russ Belville on May 8, 2009
What I want to know is with black market prices ranging from $200-$450 per ounce, who can afford surfing monkeys?
Posted in ABNORML NEWS, ENTERTAINMENT | Tagged ads, anti-drug, Surfing Monkeys
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I want one of those. No, damnit I want 20 of those.
Ah……where is my bong ?
I really want a surfing monkey… I mean, can monkey surf? Where would they surf if they could surf?
I know the people that come up with these ads are not the brightest, but this one is just plain dumb. I get that they are trying to say if your a stoner you’ll make bad decisions, but come on. Maybe the caller wanted to buy 15 surfing monkeys to sell on ebay, or to turn them into bongs to sell to his surfer friends. If they really wanted to make the stoner appear to be buying dumb stuff they should have had him purchase a $1,400.00 grilled cheese sandwich that had the Virgin Mary or Jesus’ likeness in the toast marks, that would have been a dumb stoner.