By "Radical" Russ Belville on April 1, 2011
At a press conference today, Honolulu Police Chief Louis M. Kealoha revealed a warrant issued for the arrest of President Barack Obama on charges of cocaine and marijuana distribution.
Chief Kealoha stood with copies of Mr. Obama’s memoir, Dreams from my Father. Police spokesman Jeffrey Spicoli recited the passages where the president recounted his drug crimes as a teenager at the exclusive Punahou prep school in Honolulu.
Posted in ACTIVISM, ENTERTAINMENT, LAW ENFORCEMENT, LEGISLATION, SOCIETY | Tagged April Fools!, Barack Obama, Chief Louis Kealoha, comedy, Hawaii, President Barack Obama, satire
By Dudemaster on April 24, 2009
DATELINE:NEW_YORK — A new satellite went into orbit today in a new front on the War on Drugs. The satellite is called NARCO (Nick All Reefer COld) and it is expected to shock marijuana smokers out of the habit. NARCO can instantly detect any burning cannabis in the world. Police departments are preparing for mass [...]
Posted in ABNORML NEWS, ACTIVISM | Tagged April Fools!, funny, joke, spoof
By MrSpof on April 1, 2009
At President Obama’s last minute request, the G20 Summit has reconvened in Amsterdam. Obama’s request seems tied to the surprise marijuana legalization announcement by US Attorney General Eric Holder earlier today. Obama said, I can’t believe he did that while I was gone. I also don’t believe he is holding. AG Holder is worse than [...]
Posted in ACTIVISM, GOVERNMENT | Tagged Amsterdam, April Fools!, G20 Summit, President Obama
By MrSpof on April 1, 2009
Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that marijuana would be made legal once again under federal law. When questioned on this surprise action, Mr. Holder said “It is imperative that we do this while President Obama is out of the country. Plus I’m holding, so there’s that too.” Calls to the White [...]
Posted in ACTIVISM, GOVERNMENT, LAW ENFORCEMENT, LEGISLATION | Tagged April Fools!, Attorney General Eric Holder, President Obama, Robert Gibbs
By "Radical" Russ Belville on April 1, 2009
APRIL 1, 2009: The DEA and the Border Patrol, acting on anonymous tips from an informant calling himself “Tennessee Tuxedo”, have arrested former president of the United States George W. Bush at the Texas/Mexico border crossing at Juarez for allegedly trafficking large amounts of marijuana. Border Patrol agents announced the seizure of 420 lbs. (190.5 [...]
Posted in ACTIVISM, GOVERNMENT, LAW ENFORCEMENT, SOCIETY | Tagged April Fools!, George W. Bush
By "Radical" Russ Belville on April 1, 2008
WOODCOCK, BRITISH COLUMBIA – Researchers at the Royal Canadian University of Woodcock’s John Holmes School of Urology have discovered evidence that the new super-potent strains of marijuana known as “BC Bud”, “the chronic”, or “skunk” have potentially undesirable effects for male marijuana smokers. The lead researcher, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, stated that he studied 1,420 male [...]
Posted in ACTIVISM | Tagged April Fools!
By "Radical" Russ Belville on April 1, 2008
In a dramatic and unexpected move, President George W. Bush this morning signed Executive Order #69420, which immediately removes cannabis sativa from the DEA’s list of Controlled Substances. As of this moment, adult marijuana prohibition is over and all possession, use, and cultivation of marijuana is completely legal under federal law. President Bush cited the [...]
Posted in ACTIVISM, SOCIETY | Tagged April Fools!
