At President Obama’s last minute request, the G20 Summit has reconvened in Amsterdam. Obama’s request seems tied to the surprise marijuana legalization announcement by US Attorney General Eric Holder earlier today. Obama said,

I can’t believe he did that while I was gone. I also don’t believe he is holding. AG Holder is worse than Snoop Dogg in ‘Halfbaked‘ when it comes to having his own weed.

President Obama also thought that the world class marijuana available in Amsterdam would help pave the way to a better and deeper understanding between world leaders. He also really likes french fries with mayonnaise which is a Dutch specialty. Or so he was told by German Chancellor Angela Merkel who was rebuked by him when trying to get fries off his plate. President Obama quoted from his book, Dreams of My Father, and said

Buy your own damn fries!

* April’s Fool!