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“Hello, is this the FBI?” the caller asked.

“Yes, what do you want?” came the answer.

“I’m calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!  He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” the caller announced.

After getting all the information down the G-man said, ”Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but could find no marijuana. Frustrated, they swore at Billy Bob and left.

Shortly after the FBI agents departed, the Billy Bob’s phone rings and he answers.

“Hello”.

“Hey, Billy Bob, did the FBI come?”

“Yeah!”, answered Billy Bob.

“Did they chop your firewood?”

“Yep.”

“Happy Birthday, Buddy!”

DATELINE:NEW_YORK — A new satellite went into orbit today in a new front on the War on Drugs. The satellite is called NARCO (Nick All Reefer COld) and it is expected to shock marijuana smokers out of the habit. NARCO can instantly detect any burning cannabis in the world. Police departments are preparing for mass arrests, once data begins coming in from the satellite.

NARCO was ordered built by a joint session of Congress in a rare all-night session. Red-eyed lawmakers approved funding for NARCO after smoking the peace-pipe and the satellite was born.

NARCO can see you rolling that joint!

NARCO can find pot smokers up to 10 miles underground. NARCO also has a built in GPS system to track any pot smokers that try to escape. Local police bureaus and the DEA are notified of the crime and an arrest warrant is immediately made. Thousands of arrests are anticipated by the end of today.

NASA is already busy working to upgrade NARCO. Laser beam guns will be installed on the satellite in May. The lasers will be used to vaporize any potsmoker and anyone around them.

Pot smokers reacted with shock and awe today, and wondered if it was simply paranoia. Many pot smokers heard an electronic voice in the distance when they looked at the sky.

“Pot smoker, this is NARCO. Do not resist. The police are coming to get you! DO NOT RESIST!”

Although a little late for April Fools day, this could be a reality if America doesn’t do something soon to stop the marijuana prohibition.

Source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i51844