Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fuming
Tom Cruise isn’t getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as “Tom Cruise Purple.”

Word is that the actor’s lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.

One of Cruise’s friends found it “outrageous” that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.

Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.

Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their “inventory.”

But one weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

Tom Cruise Purple, huh? Does it make you jump on a couch and sing in your underwear? Now Tom’s been on a rampage against modern psychiatry and an over-reliance on psychotropic prescriptions; I can even agree with him on that point to an extent. But you’d think someone who is so against the modern pharmaceuticals could at least see the benefit in natural herbal remedies. We’re on the same side on this one, Tom, you just don’t know it yet.