The “Motor City Madman”, avid killer of wild game, ’70s rock legend, has posted a letter on the Human Events website detailing the danger of the drug war raging in Mexico. In the letter, he asks President Obama to appoint him as Drug Czar. Seriously. Ted Nugent wants a favor from the same Mr. Obama who, as a senator running for president, Ted Nugent was onstage taunting with two automatic assault weapons, saying “Hey, Obama, you might want to suck on one of these, you punk! Obama, he’s a piece a shit and I told him to suck on my machine gun.”
Have at it, Ted, why should you be Drug Czar?
President Obama has stated he will go after the cartels and increase efforts to combat gang-related crime. Good. But he had better be prepared to wage war with them with more than just soaring rhetoric.
I am aware there are prominent conservatives who make strong arguments in favor of legalizing drugs. Their argument is that legalizing drugs will take the crime out of drugs. Not only do I not believe that, but I have never been in favor of pouring gas on a blazing fire in hopes of extinguishing it, which is what I believe will happen if ever we are foolish enough to legalize drug use in America.
We have all the laws we need to fight drugs. What America needs is the will-power and a renewed warrior spirit to crush evil and evil doers.
We need a Drug Czar who will commit to the American people to stopping at least 50% of the illegal drugs flowing into the country within the first year of the Obama Administration. That’s the kind of leadership America wants and deserves from its government.
Call me, President Obama. Hippies, dope heads, corrupt politicos and various other human debris hate me, which makes me the perfect man for the job.
As Drug Czar, I would charge our mayors and police departments to commit to fighting the drug gangs their top priority. Our inner cities will remain war zones until we commit to taking the trash out.
I am not naïve enough to believe we can ever fully eradicate drugs. However, as America’s Drug Czar, I would put a big hurt on the drug kingpins and consumers like they have never seen. Every American who smokes dope, manufactures, buys or sells meth or uses any illegal drugs is aiding and abetting the enemies of America. Case closed. This spiritual inbreeding and cannibalism must be identified, admitted to and stopped immediately. America can, and must do this. Good over evil. Next.
Yes, because the “Good over Evil” “crush evil and evildoers” policies of the past eight years have been so successful.
I guess it’s good to see Ted Nugent finally volunteering for a war – though I suppose us hippies and dope heads must be much easier to fight than the Viet Cong. Ted didn’t bathe and defecated and urinated in his trousers for a month to avoid the draft, because, I suppose, there are no ten-point bucks to shoot in Vietnam. While my friends were watching their brothers die in the jungle, Ted was polishing up the songwriting skills that would give us “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”. Now my veteran friends are in their 50s and 60s, suffering from pain and PTSD and using medical marijuana, and Ted tells me they are aiding and abetting the enemies of the country they fought for.
Ted, what you really need is a big cup of STFU.
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I was watching Ted tonight on the Huckelberry Hound show and I thought “Wow, he’s all about being drunk on freedom”. So I decided to do a google on his position with regard to cannabis legalization.
Wow, what an asshole. A brainwashed hate monger. I never liked him as a musician and now i don’t like him as a human being. Best part of Ted ran down his momma’s leg.
I have always considered this assh@le to be a lunatic of epic proportions. I wonder why he keeps getting attention from normal people. Motor City DIPSH!T is more like it.
My God…..I used to not be able to stand the Nugget (typical small dick, big gun type of guy).
BUT….he’s pushin’ for the 2nd Amendment, and with the dopehead retards in California pushing for Prop. 19, I would absolutely pay the Nugget to eradicate those shitbags, and pop them in the brain pan under Common Law (not that any dopeheads know about any REAL law, or anything else).
It’s time, America. You don’t let the dog shit on your carpet, and you don’t let inbreeding crackheads and dope-fiends do it to you either. Mexico might be a better country for them, after all, these morons seem to like financing their drug exportation business…..
The is the first thing I disagree on with Ted. I guess it’s true, no-one is perfect. I’m not going to write off someone just because of a difference of opinion.
Regarding the comment about defecating and not bathing – I saw Ted on the Glenn Beck program about a year ago and he addressed that. He said that it was an obvious joke and that some people actually believed him. Joke or not, we may never know.
well to be grammatically correct it’s ‘hanged’ not ‘hung’ for people.
tedophile likes to fiddle with little girls.
if anyone can get their hands on the transcripts of the courtney love interview with howard stern where this comes up and/or the alleged TV interview given by one of his daughters that he molested a 13 year old girl at his home AND perhaps the daughters too please spray them all over the internet and especially in any ted nugent related clips on youtube.
adios
nugent h8r in BUCKETS!!
Ted I belive you have Been in the woods a little to long.
Drug Czar NO/Redneck hick outta touch YES.
Where’s ol’ Teddy gonna get all the money for this Genocide he describes?
Mr. Nugent has exspressed that he would also like to be Govenor here in Michigan. I know that Mr. Nugent has several large skeletons in his closet that would come out should he attempt a run for anything. I feel he should stick to killing his hand fed game in his fenced in cage.Now thats sporting!
I lost all respect for ted. o well im a fuckin burner
And when we get rid of all the hippies and dope heads, maybe we can once again start burning witches. And for those other godless Americans, the Inquisition will certainly set them straight. We just have to keep Gitmo open. (Just to be historically accurate, we didn’t burn witches in America, we hung em’.)
Loop-hole! Gitmo isn’t in America.
What a world!