This is a fun little collection from COED Magazine. I think I know someone from all 24 categories. Go check them all out, but here’s mine:
3. The Artist
Signature smoking method: Homemade bong
It’s no secret – creative people smoke pot. It’s just how it is. But since this person is more productive when he smokes, he basically has a life-long free pass on smoking weed whenever he wants. That said, he’ll rarely talk about smoking weed because he doesn’t want to admit that his last four good ideas came to him while watching episodes of “Blues Clues”.
Which COED Magazine "Stonertype" are you closest to?
- The Professional (21%, 40 Votes)
- The True Stoner (20%, 37 Votes)
- The Outdoorsman (9%, 17 Votes)
- The Connoisseur (8%, 15 Votes)
- The Artist (7%, 14 Votes)
- The Patient (7%, 13 Votes)
- The Metal Kid (6%, 11 Votes)
- The ADHD Kid (4%, 8 Votes)
- The Druggie (3%, 6 Votes)
- The Gen-X Parents (3%, 5 Votes)
- The Retiree (2%, 3 Votes)
- The Teenager (2%, 3 Votes)
- The Teacher (2%, 3 Votes)
- The Stoner Chick (2%, 3 Votes)
- The Rastafarian (2%, 3 Votes)
- The Skater (1%, 2 Votes)
- The Ghetto Kid (1%, 2 Votes)
- The Moocher (1%, 1 Votes)
- The Drinker (1%, 1 Votes)
- The Creepy Old Hippie (1%, 1 Votes)
- The Redneck (0%, 0 Votes)
- The Quitter (0%, 0 Votes)
- The Frat Guy (0%, 0 Votes)
- The Sorority Girl (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 188
I know I’m a little late to this post but I didn’t find myself in any of these either, or found a characteristic in a few. The professional is the closest category that described me for now (new job, worried about drug screens) but that doesn’t fully describe me. Where’s the video gamer? I remember reading one of these “What kind of stoner are you?” things years ago and I know fit perfectly in that group.
I think many of them could be “The Activist”, including The True Stoner, The Connoisseur, The Patient, and The Creepy Old Hippie.
BTW, who is my Creepy Old Hippie?
There is no “The Activist”!?!?!
None of these apply to me, the activist definitely would
I fit into several categories… but retiree fit best. Yes,I farm… for the exercise and to drastically cut the food bill.