The Twelve Step Program to Cure Addiction to Marijuana… Prohibition!
Thursday, April 16th, 2009 at 8:20 am | By: Radical Russ
Courtesy of Missippi Hippy, one of many clever tokers hanging out daily in the Fresh Stash, the 12-Step Program to cure our government’s addiction to marijuana prohibition:
Step Number 1 – Admitted we were powerless over tokers and that our lives were horrified because we can’t stop them from toking.
Step Number 2 – Came to believe that the people are greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step Number 3 – Made a decision to turn our decisions over to the will of the people.
Step Number 4 – Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our past decisions
Step Number 5 – Admitting to our higher power, to ourselves, and to the people the exact nature of wrongs.
Step Number 6- Were entirely ready to remove all the defective past legislation of prohibition.
Step Number 7 – Humbly asked the people to help us legislate the end of prohibition.
Step Number 8 – Made a list of the 20,000,000+ persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.
Step Number 9 – Made direct amends to such people except when to do so would injure others.
Step Number 10 – Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
Step Number 11 – Sort through correspondence to improve our conscious contact with the people desiring only knowledge of their will and the power to carry that out.
Step Number 12 – Having had a mental awakening to the will of the people as the result of this step. We tried to conduct ourselves in a manner befitting the will of the people, and to practice these principles in all future legislation.
‘Cause we’re good enough, we’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like us!
Topics: 12-Steps, marijuana prohibition
