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27 responses to “Virtual Bowl: The absolute worst food to eat when you’re stoned is…”

  1. John

    I really think you must be retarded. You have obviously never tried sour gushers while baked. Absolutely nothing better. It is amazing

  2. Mike

    I found my new best taste today. It may not be readily obvious what some things are, but google will help.

    Fresh thick toast, new butter (fresh would be sensational) a layer of Promite (Australian Vegetable Protein Spread) – sounds disgusting, isn’t.

    Its similar to Vegemite, but a little different. Each have their followers.

    Then a generous layer of ginger marmalade.

    Not to be confused with the more traditional orange marmalade. This is essential for reasons that are later explained. Truly :)

    This is a taste that is out the front for the moment.

    Accompanied by a nice big flavoursome hot mug of strong white tea.

    Coffee would ruin it. The tea has the earthier tones getting involved, so is the fundamentally smoother and better idea.

    That is a sensation, because essentially you’re ahead of the game with your mind.

    Your head is expecting orange. Marmalade has been around for centuries. There is a collective memory of it in the species.

    I would say that at least in the Western World, the body would instinctively have a knowledge of what was marmalade……. and that was orange.

    Ginger is new. The body hasn’t learnt yet that marmalade could also be ginger. The body is expecting orange, but gets ginger.

    The taste buds on hitting that one are ready as ever.

    So if you know what marmalade is? And your first thought in your minds eye was that smokey/sweet orange flavour?

    Then this is the taste trip to try. Your mind is ahead of the taste buds and the body on this one.

    The body doesn’t know what’s coming.

    I think I have discovered/invented a WHOLE NEW TASTE!

    WhooooHooooo

    Mike

  3. steve

    Pretzel shrapnel, LOL. The mental image is vivid enough to make me stay away.

  4. Harold L Nicol

    Hello fellow cannabites:

    My children call me a food nazi for my obsession with healthy food, but for me, a salty yogure lassi gives my taste buds an orgasm–a lingasm, so to speak. Lassi is plain yogurt in which you add a bit of salt, cumin powder and black pepper and whip it to a creamy frothy with iced water. There is nothing closer to paradise on a hot summer’s evening than a few hits of kush, a tall glass of lassi and a Marx Brother’s movie. Give it a try, I think you’ll find it fantastic! And if you don’t want the salty version, there is fruit varieties where you can add strawberries, blackberries or mangoes. Curies the munchies and cottonmouth at the same time.

  5. Chris

    I am with you Doc. good one!

  6. dnL

    Yeah, I totally agree w/ you on that one. I’ve maimed the hell out of mouth from oven-baked pizza because I was impatient w/ the munchies. It sucks having your tongue burnt or the roof of your mouth raw for days. I still haven’t seemed to have learned my lesson.

  7. Track Snack

    Pretzels. I almost choked and died trying to eat one when I was baked here a couple of months ago. It sucked every last bit of slobber out off my already parched mouth, then got stuck in my throat when I tried to swallow. I then coughed pretzel shrapnel all over my wife, who then suggested that I stay away from her pretzel stash when medicated.

  8. ndarg99

    I can’t think of anything bad to eat when I’m stoned. After I eat something salty, I always need to eat something sweet to even things out. Then after that, I have to eat something salty to even things out again. This goes on and on until I am full.

  9. Kevin

    What about something thats good stoned….

    like coco pebbles in half and half with chocolate syrup…..

    okay, so maybe I am not 10 anymore, but hey, its damn good….

  10. Dudemaster

    Seaweed. It is really really shitty….

  11. Kaylea

    Any thing sour! As I sit here trying to eat a new product called Cereal Toppers which is dired apples & raspberries. The berries are really sour, being loaded makes them seem worse.

  12. Rob

    Pizza, fresh out of the oven! It’s so good that you can’t wait until it’s cool, so you burn and cut the shit out of the top of your mouth. Ouch. Hurts for days. Can’t say how many times I’ve done it, but it never seems to keep me away either :-P

  13. DocMedPot

    Anything made by Kelloggs gives me a bad taste in my mouth nowadays so I just stay away from that crapola, it’s worse than playing mystery can dinner out of the back of the cupboard.

  14. Blake

    Zapp’s Crawtaters. Delicious when sober. Really, really bad when high.

  15. SilentBob420

    Saltine crackers. If your mouth wasn’t dry enough from the cottonmouth then this will turn it into a drought stricken desert.

  16. Adam

    Where did Sen.Carroll come up with that needles in the streets of Holland crap?
    Was that a problem in the past?

  17. Adam

    Hey Russ, Thanks for the shout! I make me damn proud to help…Found out today that the vote on SB 5615 was not 5-3 it was 5-2. Sen Hargrove refused to vote.
    In WA we want to make this happen.
    Russ, is there any update on WA Norml? !Western WA! We have a long battle ahead we need to get organized….
    Thanks again for all you do!

  18. Adam

    So Stashers, are we in agreement?
    The only food marijuana dosen’t bake Better is Sunny D.
    I used to drink that crap…before I knew what real OJ was.

  19. RevRayGreen

    caviar

  20. aphoric

    Best thing to eat tomorrow? That one is easier to answer.

  21. aphoric

    The worst thing I ever ate while stoned was when I was in high school, we had some lobster (I grew up in Maine) and then we made chocolate chip cookies and used the butter that we had dipped lobster in. Needless to say, the cookies were awful, but we ate them all anyway.

  22. Carpe Cannabis

    Yeah, it took me about 5 minutes to come up with steak. Cause even if there are some things that aren’t good to eat while high, we add things to it to make it good.

  23. Chase

    I tried to think of a food I enjoy, but prefer not to eat while stoned. I just couldn’t come up with one. Everything tastes so much better.

    Maybe that suggests my diet is mostly munchie-food :)

  24. Carpe Cannabis

    Steak. Unless its really juicy, you end up chewing a lot, and you think about how much your chewing, so it starts to hurt your jaw.

  25. Dr. Luny

    Don’t know if this counts as food but Sunny Delight is horrible, especially when high and suffering from drymouth. I don’t know what’s in it, but it leaves this horrible sensation of dryness in your mouth after you drink it. Let’s just say it doesn’t complement cotton chops very well.

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