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27 responses to “Virtual Bowl: The absolute worst food to eat when you’re stoned is…”

  1. John

    I really think you must be retarded. You have obviously never tried sour gushers while baked. Absolutely nothing better. It is amazing

  2. Mike

    I found my new best taste today. It may not be readily obvious what some things are, but google will help.

    Fresh thick toast, new butter (fresh would be sensational) a layer of Promite (Australian Vegetable Protein Spread) – sounds disgusting, isn’t.

    Its similar to Vegemite, but a little different. Each have their followers.

    Then a generous layer of ginger marmalade.

    Not to be confused with the more traditional orange marmalade. This is essential for reasons that are later explained. Truly :)

    This is a taste that is out the front for the moment.

    Accompanied by a nice big flavoursome hot mug of strong white tea.

    Coffee would ruin it. The tea has the earthier tones getting involved, so is the fundamentally smoother and better idea.

    That is a sensation, because essentially you’re ahead of the game with your mind.

    Your head is expecting orange. Marmalade has been around for centuries. There is a collective memory of it in the species.

    I would say that at least in the Western World, the body would instinctively have a knowledge of what was marmalade……. and that was orange.

    Ginger is new. The body hasn’t learnt yet that marmalade could also be ginger. The body is expecting orange, but gets ginger.

    The taste buds on hitting that one are ready as ever.

    So if you know what marmalade is? And your first thought in your minds eye was that smokey/sweet orange flavour?

    Then this is the taste trip to try. Your mind is ahead of the taste buds and the body on this one.

    The body doesn’t know what’s coming.

    I think I have discovered/invented a WHOLE NEW TASTE!

    WhooooHooooo

    Mike

  3. steve

    Pretzel shrapnel, LOL. The mental image is vivid enough to make me stay away.

  4. Harold L Nicol

    Hello fellow cannabites:

    My children call me a food nazi for my obsession with healthy food, but for me, a salty yogure lassi gives my taste buds an orgasm–a lingasm, so to speak. Lassi is plain yogurt in which you add a bit of salt, cumin powder and black pepper and whip it to a creamy frothy with iced water. There is nothing closer to paradise on a hot summer’s evening than a few hits of kush, a tall glass of lassi and a Marx Brother’s movie. Give it a try, I think you’ll find it fantastic! And if you don’t want the salty version, there is fruit varieties where you can add strawberries, blackberries or mangoes. Curies the munchies and cottonmouth at the same time.

  5. Chris

    I am with you Doc. good one!

  6. dnL

    Yeah, I totally agree w/ you on that one. I’ve maimed the hell out of mouth from oven-baked pizza because I was impatient w/ the munchies. It sucks having your tongue burnt or the roof of your mouth raw for days. I still haven’t seemed to have learned my lesson.

  7. Track Snack

    Pretzels. I almost choked and died trying to eat one when I was baked here a couple of months ago. It sucked every last bit of slobber out off my already parched mouth, then got stuck in my throat when I tried to swallow. I then coughed pretzel shrapnel all over my wife, who then suggested that I stay away from her pretzel stash when medicated.

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