You know how there are so many drinking games out there – “beer pong”, “quarters”, “take a shot every time Rudy Giuliani says ‘September the 11th’ in a press conference” – but what are the toking games? Do you have game you play with friends involving the smoking of weed as part of the game’s punishment (and as Doug MacKenzie once said, “the punishment’s not too bad, eh?”)
Just the other night my friends were over to watch The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition on the home theater. You’ll recall the long pipes the hobbits and wizards would smoke? Well, I loaded my 19″ blue Gandalf and handed her my 17″ green Gandalf (original glass by Starfish Designs of Bend, Oregon, exclusive supplier of fine glass implements for the Daily Audio Stash) and said, “every time you see a character smoke, you gotta take a hit.”
I had no idea how much smoking there is in The Fellowship of the Ring! My love of the halfling’s leaf has fogged my mind, indeed, Salumon! For Two Towers, we had to switch it to whenever you see the Eye of Sauron or an Ent, but in the extended edition there is a nice closing scene of Meri and Pip finding a stash of Longbottom Leaf and being quite baked by the time Aragon, Gimly, Legolas, and Gandalf find them.
Those were the first two weekends. This Sunday it’s The Return of the King. Gollum is so cool when you’re high.
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we had a game called “baseball” pass around take a hit, hold it till it comes back to you. can’t hold it strike one, 3 strikes and you are out. or for more of a challenge, the number of hits goes up by one every time the rotation starts over….
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I like word games and tongue twisters… and the game I like is one where you have to repeat, in one breath, progressively, these silly sayings… it starts out slow
One Red Hen.. then everyone around the circle repeats it. A stutter or mispronunciation means… take a toke.
One Red Hen, Two Cute Ducks… etc. until the last round when you have to repeat, verbatim….
One Red Hen, Two Cute Ducks, Three Brown Bears, Four Running Hares, Five Fat Females Sitting Sipping Scotch Smoking Cigarettes, Six Sexy Siberian Sailors Sailing the Seven Seas, Seven Slit Sheets Slit by Seven Sheet Slitters, Eight Elongated Elephants Elevated Up an Elevator, Nine Nasty Knocked-Up Norwegian Nuns Navigating the Nigerian Desert to a Nunnery, Ten Nude Nymphs Nibbling Nuts, Knuckles and Nicotine.
OK… it’s fun, but some folks get too stoned to finish.
If you can’t remember which direction the pipe gets passed after your hit then you’re “out”
HOW LONG CAN U HOLD??? u will need a joint/blunt and atleast 2 people..however many people are in the circle depends on how many times u hit the joint/blunt..then you take your hit/hits u pass it and hold until it gets back 2 you and if u cant hold ur hit then u have 2 take a hit TWICE as many times as your last..GUARANTEED 2 get u blazed
i like to watch tenacious d and the pick of destiny and every time some one says fuck you have to take a toke
We just go puff-puff-pass until somebody for gets how to count that high.
I will be renting the Trilogy immediately!
I don’t have any pot smoking friends. So I just play with my self.
This question is SOO easy!
GRASS 
of course.
and the Nirvana :rbow: card can sure come in handy.
cards. That’s not going to help.
Why the card game
Never played it? You will never play a card game that is better! Seriously, it is way too much fun. :2thumb:
Cards like Dr Feelgood
Watch out for the Bust
Search eBay for Grass the Card Game and/or other places.
I promise it to be a hit.
BEST GAME EVER!
My friends and I play “King Hit.” (Drinking game made into a smoking game.)
It’s a blind card flipping game. You go around in the circle and flip a card into the center pile. Every card had a challenge, and each challenge resulted in someone hitting the bong(And sometimes we’d change these challenges) but here are some starters:
2-You. Player picks a person to take a hit.
3-Me. Player takes a hit.
4-Floor. Last hand to touch the floor hits.
5-Jive. Player makes a hand signal, following person has to show the same signal and add another, keeping in the “simon says” format, first to screw up hits.
6-Chicks/Dicks. Opposite of player’s sex hits.
7-Heaven. Last hand up in the air hits.
8-Categories. Player picks a category and everyone lists things in that subject until someone repeats or can’t name another. (i.e. Football Teams- Cowboys, Jets, etc.)
9-Rhyme. Player says a word, continue in order with a rhyming word until someone repeats or can’t name another.
10-Sentences. Same concept as Jive, except with words. Player says one word, the next says that one plus another and so on to make sentences. First person to repeat it incorrectly hits.
Jack-Never have I ever. Everyone puts a one finger up for every person in the group. The player starts with a statement and people who have done that put a finger down. First person with all fingers down hits.
Queen-Questions. Player asks a question and next person has to respond with a question legitimately and so on until someone can’t ask anything, or doesn’t ask a question only.
King-King’s Hit. Player rips the bong, and then makes up a rule of his own. (i.e. You have to take the tiny invisible man off the top of the bong before each of your required hits, and then set him back up there afterwards. Failure to do so requires the person to hit it again.
Ace-Smoke Out. (Only possible if there is a smoking device for every person.) Everyone begins hitting at same time. The person next in the circle after the player, can not stop hitting until the player. The person after him can’t hit after the second man, and so on. Resulting in the last guy getting a Huge hit.
(Rules can vary.)
Either I am missing a pun here, or you have mistakenly called Saruman “Salumon.” For shame, dear brother. For shame.
I’ve never played a game with marijuana sadly.. What I just realized that is even more sad, is that I have never watched lord of the rings while high! WTH! How could I have not done this?
It’s been a long time since I smoked with a toking game.
I had just started grad school (no jokes please) and my buddy was introducing me to his circle of still-in-undergrad friends from the college in the next town. These guys had fantastic hook-ups: I felt like I had walked in to a High Times centerfold.
Anyway, they played this weird form of Yahtzee. It involved shaking up a few many, many-sided dice in a cup before you rolled ‘em. That decided how many hits you got from the bong. (It could be a pretty high number, too. I swear these guys had mega-farms’ worth of weed. Primo stuff, too!)
Strangely enough, I can’t remember the exact rules.