The owners of a California company that sold products to help people cheat on drug tests recently pleaded guilty in federal court in Pittsburgh to charges of conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia. The federal charges claim that the owners of Puck Technology of Signal Hill, California, defrauded the federal Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, which is tasked with overseeing federal workplace drug testing programs.
Puck Technology was accused of using the Internet to sell products designed to cheat federally mandated drug tests. The company manufactured the Whizzinator, a male prosthetic urinating device, and another product, Number 1, a urinating device made for both men and women, to customers in Pennsylvania. For use with these products, the company also sold synthetic urine intended to be passed off as a test-taker’s real urine. Federal prosecutors brought the charges after ordering one of each product and having them shipped to Pennsylvania.
Sentencing is scheduled for February 20, 2009. Each of the two men faces a maximum total sentence of 8 years in prison, a fine of $500,000, or both.
via Execs Plead Guilty After Accused of Helping Workers Cheat Drug Tests .
That was the infamous Mary Beth Buchanan in Pennsylvania, the woman who took down Tommy Chong for selling bongs. She’s also been a fierce anti-porn crusader as well, having gone so far as to prosecute a woman for writing naughty stories - no pictures, just words. So it seems only natural that her two favorite vices should come together in a case involving dildos used to beat drug metabolite tests.
Of course, this prosecution will have as much affect on the use of smuggled clean pee and fake penises to beat workplace drug metabolite tests as much as Operation Pipe Dreams affected the nationwide use of bongs to smoke marijuana.
USA Is a FREE country? Define freedome? I am sure the makers of the whizzinator and Mr Chong feel very Free just about now. How in the hell do these people sleep at night? Amercia was a free country right up till it had a Federal government.
What is so Ironic and the very defination of Hypocracy is that the FBI building is named after J Edgar Hoover. Everyone Knows J E. Hoover was one of the most crooked crooks of all time!! Yet to this day the FBI Building is still named after the guy. He had a lot to do with the Assasination of JFK, RFK And M, L King yet the F.B.I. Is still proud to keep a photograph of him on there office wall and there capitol building named after one of the biggest crooks of all time!! Yet they think they have some right to go bust some guy who sells a product that protects Amercians against invasion of our privacy!! Thats the FBI for you. It is ok for the FBI to do Illegal bullshit but you better do what they tell y ou to do or they will put you in prison!!
It is so horrible the these mandated drug tests are requiered by the FBI! So of course the FBI would be responsible for inprisoning the makers of such a product!! Any product that defends FREEDOM Against the FBI Is an enimy of the FBI.. When the hell will our PEOPLE take our country back from these crooked FEDS?? Anyone who says the FBI is not crooks will have to convince everyone that J Edgar Hoover was not a crook. So long as the FBI headcourters is still named after a lowlife crook the FBI will be crooked!! They can try really hard to convince us they are crooked simply because they did not drink a V8 that morning but we all know J.E.Hoover was a dirty dirty man!! Had his hand in every cooky jar around!! And we all know it yet we all put up with the FBI Inprisoning our people!! What kind of cowards is our country full of when we just bend over and allow thwe FBI to stick it to us!! They might as well strap on a Whizzinator and pound every one of us Amercians because we sure are not fighting back!!
We need to rid our country of these Feds and give it back to the people! JFK Said For the People By the people!! J Edgar Hoover Killed him and the FBI Took over!! Now they put anyway away who defends FREEDOM!! And you people watch it on the news and go on with your life!!
All of you who say that MBB Aught to be put to death aught to be ashamed of your self because it is your lack of action that allows that B**ch to continue her evil B.S. So y ou can complain on the internet or you can get together and take action!! After all your FBI had a lot to do with the Murder and cover up of our JFK and we stood by and did nothing but complain!! Then they did it again with 911 And again we do nothing!! Just
BEND OVER!!! That is all we will ever do!! Im moving to another country!! F this place all because of its worthless people!! Dead Beets!!
Mary Beth Buchanan will get what she deserves by the hand of no man or woman, simply fate calling in her cards for the deeds she has done. Busting someone for glass art or the written word is twisted- thus we can only expect the very worst to come back ten fold.
Mary Beth Buchanan should be impeached. Or at least fired. (Obama has that as part of his authority.)
I am tempted to say that MBB should be dropped in the middle of the ocean with a pair of concrete shoes, but that would not be nice.