Boy #1: ”I stole from my little sister”(He exclaims in a happy voice.)
Ok, I hate to say this, but I know SEVERAL mothers who’ve has issues with thier children stealing from each other. Some say it’s normal ‘sibling rivalry’. I fondly remember my brother breaking my piggy-bank and taking my savings… and then the revenge I got… NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Girl #1: ”I got straight D’s”(She brags with a smile on her face.)
Geez, really, blaming bad grades on marijuana use. How many people here, besides me have seen ‘Sylvan’ commercials? You know, those ‘highly specialized’ tutors that’ll help your child excell? Oh, so wait… some kids just have difficulty with school??… NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Boy #2: ”I left my girlfriend 27 messages last night.”(He confidently explains.)
Oh wow. Ladies, how many men have text-stalked you? How many people randomly send you chain-texts? So, not only is it NOT really marijuana related, but it’s not even strictly teenagers that indulge in these behaviors??? … NORMAL… if annoying… BEHAVIOR.

Girl #2: ”I made my mother cry”(She says proudly.)
I just want someone to e-mail me telling me they have NEVER been responsible for thier parents’ distress… NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

Boy #3: ”I let people draw on me.”(He exclaims happily with a smile.)
Ok, this sounds like about a MILLION under-age parties I’ve been to/heard of. It’s the alcohol factor that does it guys. LOL!!! NORMAL… and hilarious… BEHAVIOR!

Boy #4: ”I ditched my friends and they had to find their own way home.”(He says in a very excited and happy voice; he smiles and nods approvingly as the scene fades away.)
Easy explaination: His friends are douche-bags. Seriously. NORMAL, sane, logical, BEHAVIOR.

TEXT: “What has weed done for you?”
Apparently allowed me to live the same kind of life everyone else is. :D